Description

Meet the crewneck for everyone who tried their best this year. The ZeitStitch Santa Checklist “Attempt Was Made” Crewneck turns classic holiday humor into a clean, punchy composition. On the back, chalk-style lettering lays out the season’s famous choices—NAUGHTY and NICE—then lands the laugh with a big tick next to AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE. A red Santa hat perched on the top box adds just the right dash of cheer. Turn to the front and the mood stays wry: a single, embroidered-look hat near the chest keeps the joke low-key from the front and lets it hit from behind.

The design idea is simple: celebrate effort over perfection. It’s a knowing nod to the realities of December—tangled lights, late packages, best intentions. To match that spirit, we built the piece for all-day ease. The mid-weight cotton-blend fleece is plush inside and smooth outside; ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem keep their shape; and the relaxed, drop-shoulder silhouette layers comfortably over tees, thermals, or flannel without bulk.

Colorways keep styling effortless while letting the artwork shine:
• Black for crisp, high-contrast pop.
• Navy for winter polish.
• Heather Grey for sport-classic vibes.
• Charcoal for a moody, modern read.

Picture the scenes this crewneck was made for: rooftop views as city lights blink to life; Christmas-market loops with a hot chocolate in hand; airport homecomings where you want an instant icebreaker; tree-lot scouting and late-night wrapping marathons; après-skate when the air bites and the playlist goes nostalgic. Wherever the season takes you, this sweatshirt cues smiles, nods, and a universal “same, honestly.”

Wear it when you want warmth with a wink—good-natured, comfortable, and perfectly in tune with the year you actually had.